Monday, June 6, 2011

sure you did

until it gets really irritating, it's amusing to hear people's excuses for their clinical issues. i was in an STD visit today...

"do you have any other partners?"
"no."
"where do you think you might have gotten chlamydia?"
"i went to a spa in china. maybe i got if from a towel there."

ah yes, the nefarious chlamydia towel!

1 comment:

  1. I had a married man tell me he was sprayed with semen while he was minding his own business using a public restroom. Yeah, I don't think so.

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